All hail the lesbian Prom QueenAmy RaudenfeldSixteenMaybe not so faking it.[Indie Faking It blog. Mun is 19]*Selective*
“I’m naked. I’m the boss.”
“Since I can’t have my best friend,
I would like to date Carrie Fletcher.”
{ Because yes, Amy. If you can’t date
someone you’ve known your whole
life, you sure as hell can get some
girl from another country who
doesn’t even know you exist. }
“So – A girl gets dumped and
spends an entire week at KFC…
Same, babe. Same.”
“I don’t understand how people can do parkour. I fall walking up the stairs.”
“It’s a completely acceptable day to wear my donut shirt and no one can say shit about it. It’s great.”
“I don’t know why, but, I feel like being able to do the splits would be really satisfying.”
“I think the greatest thing anyone has ever said to me is ‘I can see the murder in your smile’. At least some people understand me.”
“Bananas that don’t peel properly is probably the most annoying things ever.”
“Haven’t you heard? I’m a sex addict.”