_{“Is replacing someones shampoo with Nair too evil?”}

          _{“I bought American Apparel underwear. Now I just need a girl to wear them.”}

          _{“What’s the proper milk to cereal ratio?”}

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Amy: So, as it turns out, putting soda in a drink bottle can and will make it explode.
Amy: Fuck.

          _{“The only ten you are is on a PH scale ‘cause bitch you basic.”}

          _{“Croquembouche. She’s so pretentious. It’s a fucking cake.”}

              _{“Knock knock?
     Who’s there?
               Daisy.
     Daisy who?
               Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.”}

          _{“Trash the hotel –}

                    _{let’s get drunk on the mini bar.”}

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Amy: Secretly judging people's clothing choices is much more fun when you don't look at yourself and realise how hypocritical you're being.
Amy: Damn it.

          _{“You can’t be gay
                  because that’s gay.”}

          _{“Probably my favorite argument.”}