_{“All I learned from watching Godzilla is that some ugly ass monster can get laid and I can’t.”}

          _{“I could totally win the Air Guitar World Championships.”}

          _{“Sorry, my glasses are broken. I can’t hear you.” Amy, you don’t even wear glasses.}

          _{“If You Seek Amy wasn’t funny when it came out, and it’s not funny now. Go away.”}

          _{“If you ever plan on committing a crime, don’t count on me to be your get away driver.”}

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Amy: I need all the deep fried food you can get. Whatever gets rid of a hangover.
Amy: Not that I have one or anything.

          _{“I think I have mastered one handed clapping. I am Queen.”}

          _{“My favorite kid of people are the people who’s first and last name are almost the same.”}

          _{“If the purge was real, would you actually kill anyone? Or would you cower away and hide until it’s over?”}

          _{“I honestly don’t understand how people can stand Adventure Time.”}