_{“If the purge was real, would you actually kill anyone? Or would you cower away and hide until it’s over?”}

          _{“I honestly don’t understand how people can stand Adventure Time.”}

          _{“Is replacing someones shampoo with Nair too evil?”}

          _{“I bought American Apparel underwear. Now I just need a girl to wear them.”}

          _{“What’s the proper milk to cereal ratio?”}

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          _{“The only ten you are is on a PH scale ‘cause bitch you basic.”}

          _{“Croquembouche. She’s so pretentious. It’s a fucking cake.”}

              _{“Knock knock?
     Who’s there?
               Daisy.
     Daisy who?
               Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.”}

          _{“Trash the hotel –}

                    _{let’s get drunk on the mini bar.”}