hushhushundercover:

“Not going to lie, I laughed”

          _{“Thaaaaat’s what I’m here for.”}

hushhushundercover:

“How long have you had that stored in your tiny brain?”

          _{“Few days. Was googling fart jokes and it was the first one to make me laugh.”}

hushhushundercover:

_{“Fart Joke. Hit me Raudenfeld”}

          _{“What do you call a man who doesn’t fart in public? A private tutor.”}

          _{“I got fart jokes, puns, or terrible pick up lines. Pick your poison, Ashcroft.”}