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origamioliver-deactivated201504:
( meme. )
“Let’s party like it’s the end of the world.”

“Ain’t no party like an apocalypse party, huh?”
girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.
“Oh fuck yes.”

“Good, yes. Get excited. You can call up MTV. I’d probably ruin it for us.”
“You think you’re so fucking funny. Just remember who’s Maid of Honor here.”

“I still have access to your toothbrush.”