“Since I can’t have my best friend, I would like to date Carrie Fletcher.”
{ Because yes, Amy. If you can’t date someone you’ve known your whole life, you sure as hell can get some girl from another country who doesn’t even know you exist. }
“My mom made me watch ‘But I’m A Cheerleader’ in hopes it would change me – Clearly she should have watched the movie beforehand. I think it actually made me gayer.”